FAQ

A Scooop is a greeting built around the cupped-hand gesture on the shirts. It started as an inside joke between a group of friends in high school and somehow survived long enough to become clothing. Think high-five, but much less dignified.

It’s definitely suggestive. That’s the joke. But the brand is meant to be playful rather than explicit. You can explain it to your grandmother. Whether you want to is your call.

Yep. Scooop’m and Feline Scooop are real inventory sitting here ready to go. We’re not waiting for a print-on-demand company to make your shirt after you order it.

Both current designs come in black and white, with M, L, and XL options depending on remaining inventory. Some combinations are very limited, so if Shopify says it’s gone, it’s gone for now.

They’re unisex tees with a straightforward everyday fit. If you’re between sizes or prefer a looser fit, sizing up is usually the safer move.

For the longest life, wash cold, turn the shirt inside out, and use low heat or hang dry. High heat and graphic tees have been enemies since the beginning of time.

Standard U.S. shipping is $4.99. Orders of $29 or more ship free. That means two shirts qualify for free standard shipping.

We aim to get orders packed within 1–3 business days. Standard U.S. delivery is typically another 3–7 business days after the carrier receives it. Carrier delays can happen, because apparently even Scooop cannot control the postal system.

Yes. Unworn and unwashed shirts in original condition can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Exchanges are subject to whatever sizes we still have in stock. See our Refund Policy for the full details.

Send us a message through the Contact page as soon as you can and include your order number. If we messed it up, we’ll make it right.

That’s the plan. There’s an entire archive of Scooop designs waiting in the wings. The current two are just the beginning of the relaunch.

We sell shirts, not legal advice. Maybe start with “nice shirt.”